Post Crime Hand And Bodywash
The perfect gift for those who get up to no good, and want to get away with it. Leave your crimes behind with the soothing aroma of quince. How to use:
Commit non-crime
Get in shower or any other water-based area
Apply to damp skin, lather, and rinse off thoroughly
Avoid contact with eyes
Repeat
Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order. Also, no returns unless damaged. More info below.
We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.
The perfect gift for those who get up to no good, and want to get away with it. Leave your crimes behind with the soothing aroma of quince. How to use:
Commit non-crime
Get in shower or any other water-based area
Apply to damp skin, lather, and rinse off thoroughly
Avoid contact with eyes
Repeat
Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order. Also, no returns unless damaged. More info below.
We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.
The perfect gift for those who get up to no good, and want to get away with it. Leave your crimes behind with the soothing aroma of quince. How to use:
Commit non-crime
Get in shower or any other water-based area
Apply to damp skin, lather, and rinse off thoroughly
Avoid contact with eyes
Repeat
Delivery over here at the Who Shat Shop can take a bit longer as our products are printed especially for you when you order. Also, no returns unless damaged. More info below.
We are independent podcasters and fund the investigation of non-crime crimes ourselves. Money we make from merch will enable us to take on more pro bono cases.
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10.14 fl. oz. (300 ml)
98% natural origin of total
Gentle, moisturizing formula
Refreshing zesty scent
Fragrance from natural essential oils
Comes with a pump dispenser
Ingredients from Organic Farming
Ingredients: Aqua/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Sodium Chloride, Parfum/Fragrance, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract*, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Linalool**, Citral**, Limonene**.
We recommend testing the product on a small area before using it for the first time. Should you develop any symptoms or allergic reactions, discontinue its use immediately and consult your healthcare professional.
COSMOS NATURAL certified by ECOCERT Greenlife according to COSMOS Standard available at https://COSMOS.ecocert.com
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Estimated delivery time to the US is 12-15 business days. Estimated delivery time to the UK, Germany, France Sweden and Ireland is 7-12 business days.
Sadly we can only ship this product to: Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia, France, Germany, Belgium, Netherlands, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Luxembourg, United Kingdom, Czech Republic, Croatia, Hungary, Poland, Slovenia, Slovakia, Austria, Cyprus, Romania, Ireland, United States, Finland, Sweden, Denmark, Bulgaria, Greece, Malta.
If this product is not available in your country, you can consider relocating to one of the above countries where shipment is possible. The expression “when there is a will, there is a way” comes to mind. Until then, we suggest you avoid committing any crimes (unless you have another quince-infused-crime-eradicating spa product to hand).
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Prior to making a purchase please ensure you read our delivery and returns policy. Each product is essentially printed as a custom order so for this reason we unfortunately cannot accept returns for our goods, unless damaged.